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Lauren | 23 | Alabama
Straight But Not Narrow
Horror. Tattoos. Metal. Supernatural.

BRAT. He does this when he doesn’t get his way. 😂😂

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#zero  #dog  #collie  #brat  #dogs  #dogs of tumblr 

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

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"I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day."
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nativetohere:

jukeboxgraduate:

yerawizardmary:

yerawizardmary:

Dying right now.

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THIS WOMAN IS MY  NEW HERO.

WHERE ARE THE SCREEN CAPS FROM HER SENDING THIS TO HIS MOM

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hokaegu:

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cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

This is such good advice. Children respond to the reactions of people they trust, and take on those reactions themselves. Whenever I would fall/scrape my knee/etc, I would just start laughing (and crying a little) but it was never a big deal because most times, there was not an adult there to react. I remember one instance, where I was riding my bike through the woods and was dared to go down a narrow path covered in leaves. Very steep. I took the challenge, lost control of my bike and slammed the right side of my face into a huge tree. Of course it hurt and I was bleeding from my mouth/nose, so I went back home, without thinking much of it. Fast forward to a day later, and my mother notices that one of my earrings is “missing”. But the clasp on the back was still there. Turned out, I hit the tree so hard that the diamond stud (think like 6g) had EMBEDDED ITSELF inside my earlobe. Of course my mother freaked out and took me to the hospital, a doctor iced the ear for a half hour and then just ripped it out. And that’s the story of why I had to get my ears re-pierced.

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plaideangel:

plaideangel:

thewifeofloki:

what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid

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this one does

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oh shit

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wHAT

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CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT

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chick magnet

WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OUT

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cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

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cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

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hokaegu:

la-xingada:

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

<3 aw this made me tear up :’)

This is incredible omg ; A;

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roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

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4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

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imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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