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Lauren | 23 | Alabama
Straight But Not Narrow
Horror. Tattoos. Metal. Supernatural.

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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kev-n:

chaz-gelf:

vinegod:

It’s magic! The cookie jar opens and she appears!😂 #notedited by Amymarie Gaertner

I can confirm that dogs magically teleport to your location, no matter how quietly you try to open that biscuit container.

Thank you science side

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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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firelordazula:

What The Fuck Did I Just Watch For You: a memoir by a fan of actors with terrible filmographies

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

image

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twistandlove:

[x]

Misha Collins, ladies and gentlemen.

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